May I share these ….
JOKE#1
One day, Bill & Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out 2 steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn’t happy about that. Tom: “When are you going to learn to be polite?” Bill: “If you had the chance to pick 1st, which one would you pick?” Tom: “The smaller piece, of course.” Bill: “What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you wanted, right?!”
HAHAHA
JOKE#2
When the waitress in a NYC Restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed; “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?”
“Why it’s bean soup” she replied
“I don’t care what its BEEN,” he sputtered. “WHAT IS IT NOW?”
HAHAHAHA
JOKE#3
A young man was visiting his brother and sister-in-law for Sunday dinner. As he arrived at their house he found his young nephew, Mikey, helping them bake some cupcakes.
After they were done, his sister-in-law allowed Mikey to put the icing on. When the boy had finished, he brought them to the table.
“The cupcakes look delicious, Mike.” his uncle said. He took a bite and said, “Mikey these are so good.”
As he finished cupcake and took another, he again complimented his little nephew. “The cupcakes look beautiful, Mikey,” his uncle said. “How did you get the icing so neat?”
His nephew replied, “It was easy. I just licked them.”
The uncle turned pale. He pointed to the plate of cupcakes. “You licked all of these?”
Mikey replied, “Well no. After a while my tongue got tired, and I got the dog to help.”
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